Quick Joe Mauer Stat That Will Blow Your Mind
Joe Mauer of the Twins, who's batting .391 this year, HAS NOT HAD TWO STRAIGHT HITLESS GAMES THE ENTIRE SEASON. Did you swallow your tongue digesting that statistic? If not, you should have. Actually, I just read in the book "Why Do Men Have Nipples: Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini" that it's physically impossible to swallow your tongue.