Posted By King Scoops



A series of short poems about Donald Rumsfeld, our Secretary of War (yes, I still call it that when we’re referring to good ‘ol rummington)





There once was a prick named Rummy

He worked for a Prez. who was a dumby

They fucked up Iraq

Now there’s no turning back

And public opinion is crumby



We had a Rumsfeld

He went to Washington

We had a Washington Rumsfeld yeah

He went to the Mideast

He was a barbarian

We had a Mideast barbarian yeah

He left his home in sweet Washington

Left Washington for Baghdad yeah

Okay this one is stupid I’ll stop writing this one now. If someone can finish this one, I’ll give you a-dollar-three-eighty, and if you can figure out what a-dollar-three-eighty is, I’ll trade you two dimes for your nickel.



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There once was a show on t.v.

Donald Trump was the emcee

If Someone got tired

Don would say “you’re fired”

Rummy is next believe me



There once was this real bad dichotomy

Iraq was free from Hussein but not sodomy

And Rummington stayed away

As our soldiers played like they were gay

It’s time for a Rummington lobotomy