Beth Carney, 22, who lives in New York, told me that my blog is bland and boring and needs some sparkle. She suggested I post, in this space, my deepest and most disturbing secrets or links to naked pictures of myself. The truth is, while my computer sits in a dingy, Dallas, TX, factory, I am a computer whore who must hop from machine to machine in order to complete assignments for my classes at NYU Journalism School and my job at Thomson Media. When Hewlett Packard mails me back my restructured Pavilion ZT1135 Notebook, I will be able to wow you folks with some perfect prose poised to prove I can plow into your pentium-powered processors with monster truck force. Until then, click on the link below and read the news, fool.



The New York Times